“The people in the neighborhood think various things about us: that we are insufferable old people who spend their time reminiscing about the past, that we are conceited and uncomfortable with youth and the modern world, or that we just want to escape our homes for a while because we do not love our wives—those of us who have them. We laugh because the people who call us conceited are the ones who do not realize that if you do not love your spouse, you can get a divorce.”